Friday, August 22, 2008

I'm Still Obese!

Well, it's been three weeks since my last blog...and I've lost a total of 30 pounds...give or take a carrot stick. I feel really terrific. I can fit into my tux. I can shower in record time...and I can fit into the booths at Yours Truly for my "no potatoes, no toast, no butter" breakfast. But I have five more pounds to go until I am FAT!!!! You see, I am STILL clinically obese. Can you imagine that my goal is being FAT?

Actually, I have settled down into a style of eating that is easy for me to maintain. I am rarely hungry and outside of an overwhelming desire to weigh myself every hour, I am fairly normal....and under 200 pounds!

Thanks for rooting for me!

Alan "still obese" Brown

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